Attention: Rays score two runs in the top of the 1st.
The RSN Failure Threat is now WHITE HOT*
Take cover immediately.
Provide your list of reasons why they are failing to all within earshot.
Use copius amounts of profanity.
Swing wildly in mood from morose to angry.
Blame a vengeful God.
Deny the existence of God.
Take zero, non, nada, zilch comfort in 2004 and 2007.
*Threat graphic lists White Hot as "defeat being snatched from the jaws of victory", it should also read, "Season ending failure in progress".
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