Wednesday, May 28, 2008

THREAT LEVEL IS RAISED!

Dice-K is hurt and the Sox still can't overcome the D-Rays, the friggin' D-Rays of all teams.

It is now time to raise the Failure Threat Level to Screaming Orange.

Begin to take precautions for failure:

Increase listening to "EEI
Begin working on ulcer.
Practice saying "you bums"!