FAILURE THREAT INCREASING!

LIKE A WINGNUT ON A MESSAGE BOARD, ITS TIME FOR ALL CAPITALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE THREAT LEVEL IS RAISED TO BLOODY CRIMSON.

SEVEN GAMES OUT OF FIRST, NOW BEHIND TEXAS FOR THE WILD CARD.

BUMS, THEY'RE ALL BUMS. THEY ONCE HAD THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL. BUT A STORY COMES OUT ABOUT PAPI JUICING AND THEY ALL GIVE AND GO HOME AT THE ALL-STAR BREAK. IT IS NOW OBVIOUS THAT THEO IS NO GENIUS, JUST LUCKY.

Pathetic

They've given up, that's the only logical explanation. They were 8-0 versus the Yankees prior to the break, now they get swept. They couldn't even score a run for 31 innings or something like that. And Papi....oh Papi....

But this is what we can expect from the Sox. It feels oh so familiar to the true Sox fans. Were '04 and '07 even real? Were they some manufactured marketing scam that now appear to be abnormal seasons in the Sox' retinue of failure?

At least we should see a mass exodus of the pink-hatters.

Raise the Threat Level!

The Secretary of the Department of Homeland Insecurity has raised the Red Sox Failure Threat Level to Foreboding Red.

Repeat after me, "Its alllll over. Francona-you're finished!"

So ya thought they turned things around, eh?

Well you were wrong. Sure they closed within a half game of the Yankees, but never fear, they blow a two game series to the Rays.

And here comes the evil empire.

Just like the day of old.