We're back!

We here at the department have been slacking off terribly. We became deluded that the Sox could succeed this year and there was no reason to worry...be happy! Yours truly, Doomengloom, skipped work to pursue other interests, and even took off to Western Pacific in June, confident that there was no threat of failure. Evan Dwight didn't bother to cover because he too was lost in la-la land thinking that the Sox success was guaranteed. We even cancelled our contract with Dick Cheney as a doom consultant.

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We now see that the Yankees have easily slipped into first as the Sox decided not to return mentally from the All-Star Break. Dice-K? Worthless and tying up salary. We could go on, but it all adds to an increase in the failure threat level to:

ORANGE RAGE!

This is the time to begin screaming at the TV, sports pages (both print and web), blogs and message boards. Throw your Sox hat to the ground in disgust. Slap around a tourist fan (you know the ones) for being a jinx. Most of all call in to sports radio and demand action!

Also, please take note of our new threat level graphic.