Failure Threat Level Raised!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sox have been swept by the Angels 9-2, despite Beckett on the mound. The Angels now have Mark Teixeira and they are obviously no longer vulnerable to the Sox. Also, the Rays and Yankees both won handily tonight; meaning the Francoma boys are falling behind TB and the A-Rod crew is poised to pass them. Even worse, despite the loss of Posada, the Yankees remained strong behind the plate by trading for Pudge Rodriguez. And what has Theo the Wonder Boy done yet in the trades? Nada!

The threat is growing, real members of RSN know this feeling of foreboding, so it is time to raise the Red Sox Failure Threat Level to

FOREBODING RED

Take all necessary precautions:
1) Start saying, "It's all over" and "Francona you're finished".
2) Question all front office decisions since 2000 on every message board and blog you can find.
3) Declare your intentions to quit watching or listen to the games.
4)Demand the Manny be traded (if it that does happen, declare it to be the worst move ever).