Monday, April 21, 2008

DHI Endorses Hillary Clinton



It may seem like an odd thing for a fictitious agency of a fan culture based "nation" to do, especially on the eve of a non-New England primary. Nevertheless, the Department of Homeland Insecurity heartily endorses Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton for prez.

Why?

Well first the BoSox have not been giving us material of late (especially with Big Papi working out of his slump).

But more importantly, Hill's selfish dedication to her own candidacy at the expense of her party and their likely nominee is a chilling reminder of past Sox teams that foundered because of the self-centered behavior of their players.

Bravo Senator, bravo. Dick Stuart would be proud!

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